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Why He’s Hot:
- He’s Bill Motherfucking Hader. He works on and with some of the funniest shit in the world. Have you heard of a little movie called Superbad? Yeah. And what about Andy Samberg? Mmm, is that a threesome I smell?
- He does the best impressions. Sex will never get boring with this man. He’ll talk in any voice you want. Even Keith Morrison of Dateline NBC, if you’re kinky like that.
- He’s a nerd. He loves comics and Star Wars. He can talk nerdy to you, in and out of bed. You like the Tauntaun? Now you do. Now you fucking do.
- He loves his wife. What is better than a man who’s dedicated? He had a baby with her. He talks about her all the time, and it’s sweet. He hangs around super attractive babes all the time, and doesn’t even give them a second look. But I’d bet he’d give you one.
- He’s confident with his sexuality. Look. At. That. Kinkiness. I’m pretty sure if he could make out with a dog, he’d be open for a threesome. Or a fourgy. Hey, whatever floats your boat.
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Oh yes!