I'm in love with my own sins

Mon Mar 29
whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:
He’s Bill Motherfucking Hader. He works on and with some of the funniest shit in the world. Have you heard of a little movie called Superbad? Yeah. And what about Andy Samberg? Mmm, is that a threesome I smell?
He does the best impressions. Sex will never get boring with this man. He’ll talk in any voice you want. Even Keith Morrison of Dateline NBC, if you’re kinky like that.
He’s a nerd. He loves comics and Star Wars. He can talk nerdy to you, in and out of bed. You like the Tauntaun? Now you do. Now you fucking do.
He loves his wife. What is better than a man who’s dedicated? He had a baby with her. He talks about her all the time, and it’s sweet. He hangs around super attractive babes all the time, and doesn’t even give them a second look. But I’d bet he’d give you one.
He’s confident with his sexuality. Look. At. That. Kinkiness. I’m pretty sure if he could make out with a dog, he’d be open for a threesome. Or a fourgy. Hey, whatever floats your boat.
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Oh yes!

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He’s Bill Motherfucking Hader. He works on and with some of the funniest shit in the world. Have you heard of a little movie called Superbad? Yeah. And what about Andy Samberg? Mmm, is that a threesome I smell?
  2. He does the best impressions. Sex will never get boring with this man. He’ll talk in any voice you want. Even Keith Morrison of Dateline NBC, if you’re kinky like that.
  3. He’s a nerd. He loves comics and Star Wars. He can talk nerdy to you, in and out of bed. You like the Tauntaun? Now you do. Now you fucking do.
  4. He loves his wife. What is better than a man who’s dedicated? He had a baby with her. He talks about her all the time, and it’s sweet. He hangs around super attractive babes all the time, and doesn’t even give them a second look. But I’d bet he’d give you one.
  5. He’s confident with his sexuality. Look. At. That. Kinkiness. I’m pretty sure if he could make out with a dog, he’d be open for a threesome. Or a fourgy. Hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Oh yes!

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